DAILY MONSTER 02

Good evening. Thank you for checking in on Monster No.2. I hope you'll like it. Check back tomorrow for No.3. And, I mean... I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything, but... I gotta tell you... 344 LOVES YOU

Comments

[sus]

it just hit me. i should have picked a different name. BLACKHAED LOVES YOU just doesn't have the same effect, you know? not that i was going to bite your style, but it just goes to show how GENIOTIC you are. (and yes, i made up that word.)

[Stefan G. Bucher]

Geniotic? I like that... :^D

[Scott]

I love monster #2! He is very... umm... avoirdupois?

[Victoria]

I. am. in. love!

so very very!

[cygnus]

Another one to post...

Monster 2
serving a long penance
by being stepped on
as they left the residence

wanting to scream out
but it did no good
so a smile instead
which was misunderstood

the time went on
and the day finally came
when someone noticed
and smiled back again

[Sam B.]

This is Licorice the Hutt, brother of Pizza the Hutt. Some people like him; some can't stand him at all. Story of his life. Licorice was slated to appear in Spaceballs aside his bro Pizza, but failed to make the cut. I suppose he left a bad taste in Mel’s mouth.

[Clare F.]

She slumps in the grimy alley, clutching the overworked bottle
in her hand
nowhere left to go
nothing left to do
a presence, looming by her side...
is it death?
is it fortune?
no, a tendriled being
plastered with a huge smile.
"That stuff in your bottle looks nas-TY! Want some orange juice?"

[sue bebie]

Die wahre Geschichte über das viel beschriebene, oft zu sehen erhoffte und nie wirklich gesichtete, sagenumwobene Lochnessmonster.
Endlich aufgetaucht muss es nicht mehr sein einsames Schattendasein fristen. Seine stirnintegrierte Höhlenlampe kann es auf Stand by schalten und sich am Tageslicht mit seinen ersten zwei Monsterfreunden treffen.